don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?