Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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