Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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