we have officially lost it.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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