but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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