i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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