I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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