Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This is my gift to your gina
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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