I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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