I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I did not marry a roomba.
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