I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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