its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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