He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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