Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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