look no pants
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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