girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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