I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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