I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
