Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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