I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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