Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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