You're a womanizer and a bitch.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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