haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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