I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i out mim tonsoeep
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