SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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