It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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