it wasn't lemon gatorade
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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