people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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