We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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