dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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