I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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