So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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