if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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