he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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