tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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