Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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