sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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