its not stalking. its research.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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