Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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