Non-Jews are for practice
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Girls should come with a carfax report
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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