I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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