you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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