your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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