i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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