Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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