sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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