next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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