I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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