dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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