Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
