that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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