Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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