This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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